Sunday, August 22, 2010

T-12 Hours


Date: August 23, 2010
Time: 8:00 AM
To: Little Man

To the above tenant in possession of below described premises:

I am issuing 12 hour notice for EVICTION. You will have 12 hours in which you can either gather your belongings and promptly vacate the premises, or wait until the final hour. After which, you will be physically removed from the property.

You are being evicted due to breech of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the FRONT of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back of the house were also made!

Remodeling and gutting of the home was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure. And due to property damage, there are now leaks in both the upper AND lower levels of the home. On top of which, the landlord has received numerous complaints about nightly disturbances.

After 12 hours from now that you don't comply with the notice will result in immediate and forceful removal at my discretion.

Thank you for your cooperation


Jessica Lynn said...

Hilarious! I'm so excited to meet Baby Jayce TOMORROW!!!

Anonymous said...

cute!!! :) I know you are excited!

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